Friday, December 21, 2007

"Bits of Wisdom," by Ellie

Sometimes I hope Ellie randomly says these things at preschool...

On Diet Mountain Dew:

"Never, NEVER, spill Daddy's drink."

On home safety:
"If we leave the door unlocked, strangers will come in and eat our food."
"If we dial 911 and it isn't a 'mergency' the 'mergencies' will get mad."

On poop:
"We don't eat poop. It tastes yucky."

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