Sometimes I hope Ellie randomly says these things at preschool...
On Diet Mountain Dew:
"Never, NEVER, spill Daddy's drink."
On home safety:
"If we leave the door unlocked, strangers will come in and eat our food."
"If we dial 911 and it isn't a 'mergency' the 'mergencies' will get mad."
"We don't eat poop. It tastes yucky."