Overheard on the W&OD trail

Two bicyclists were riding toward us.  They were all decked out in professional-type gear for road bikes, including the super-fancy helmets, matching outfits, very nice (looking at least) bikes, all the equipment you'd expect to see on a pro's bike.  I thought they were part of some biking team.

Guy #1: "Have you ever heard of drafting?"

Guy #2: "You mean like for the war?"

Guy #1: "No, for biking."

I guess Guy #2 wasn't as professional as he looked.