I'm very proud of myself. Yesterday I "accidentally" provoked Matthew into saying two of the weirdest things I've heard him ever say, and they were both naturally worked into conversaion. First, while he was on the toilet, he said "It's time to pee, poop, or eat."
The second thing, which I'm much prouder of, was when he was playing downstairs and he said, "But I really want you to hold my balls!"
Yeah, I'm 12.