"Dad, I have a question to tell you..."
"You mean, 'I have something to tell you,' or 'I have a question to ask.'"
"Yeah. I have something to tell you. Ryan's stomach is stinky."
"I was sitting near Ryan and something didn't smell good. So I went over and told Miss Vanessa that something was stinky. She said it was Ryan's stomachache and to go sit back down."
"Oh. Poor Ryan."